You can help the economy

On general principal I don't pass along emails that are floating from dummy to dummy. (Who even reads these things?) But an exception must now be made:

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.

- If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

- If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

- If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

- If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

- If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

- If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan...and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.

Thank you for your help.

-Dippold

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