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On general principal I don't pass along emails that are floating from dummy to dummy. (Who even reads these things?) But an exception must now be made:The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.
- If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
- If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
- If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
- If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
- If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
- If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan...and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help.
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Belarus says uncovers U.S. spy network [ABC News]

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Now, though, officials in the Idaho secretary of state's office say they have no choice because Pro-Life is his full and only name. He says he will run for the highest state office on the ballot every two years for the rest of his life, advocating murder charges for doctors who perform abortions and for women who obtain the procedure.April Reign writes on her blog:
-DippoldPro-Life,66 (not to be confused with his cousin Route) said; “If I save one baby’s life, it’s worth it.”
I figure if he confuses the hell out of just one uterus fascist it’s worth it!

this is part of the failed US VISIT program, which has spent $15,000,000,000 without catching a single terrorist (the program has caught approximately 1,000 minor immigration cheats who'd overstayed their visas -- a cost of $15,000,000 per cheat).-Dippold
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Here are three spy stories I read today worth passing on. The only slight surprise here is the World of Warcraft story.
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Continuing with the offbeat state legislative news, there is word from the Huffington Post today about a Minnesota lawmaker who proposed a bill Monday urging an educational campaign to deter students from soaking themselves in certain fragrances that irritate classmates with asthma and other health conditions.Last week Kentucky representative Tim Couch introduced a bill that would make anonymous posting online illegal in order to cut down on online bullying.
The IRS is spending nearly $42 million to tell roughly 130 million households that a rebate check -- part of the economic stimulus plan -- will soon be in the mail. The letters go out this month.Labels: IRS


MR. MCLAUGHLIN: Question: Does Romney's endorsement seal the deal? Is McCain now the inevitable Republican nominee? I ask you, Pat.For those of you not in the know, The McLaughlin Group is a PBS show where John McLaughlin plays ringleader to various journalists and pundits. He comically over-enunciates certain slightly foreign sounding words, whips opinions out of his guest and frequently cuts them off all while shouting.
MR. BUCHANAN: John, absent celestial intervention, I think he's going to get the nomination.
MR. MCLAUGHLIN: Absent what?
MR. BUCHANAN: Celestial intervention.
MR. MCLAUGHLIN: Well, it happens, Pat. May he rest in peace, Paul Wellstone. John Heinz was killed in an airplane crash.
MR. BUCHANAN: Well, let's not speculate on it.
MR. MCLAUGHLIN: Death comes in the night on cats' paws, Pat. You never know.
MR. BUCHANAN: On little cats' feet. That's the fog, John, that comes in on little cats' feet.
Lots of hype, punditry, predictions and analysis floating around the press today as another set of primaries is upon us. Let's take a look at some of the headlines, yes more headlines:
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