Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Breaking: Obama Loves First Two 'Godfather' Movies; Favorite Color Still Unknown


Revelatory news is breaking from the Associated Press. On Tuesday and Wednesday, "Entertainment Tonight" will reveal Obama's favorite movies and actors! Oh, what's that? Can't wait until ET airs the answers? No problem, AP super sleuths already know. Barry Obama's top three films are Oscar winners:
  1. The Godfather
  2. The Godfather: Part II
  3. Lawrence of Arabia
His favorite actors:
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Spencer Tracy
  • Humphrey Bogart
  • Meryl Streep
  • Susan Sarandon
  • Angela Bassett
Will Smith gets the nod to play the candidate if a biopic is ever made.

"Will and I have talked about this because he has the ears!" said Barry Hussein.

The short AP story promptly runs out of Obama entertainment favorites and resorts to a retelling of his eating habits.

"Sometimes when you're out in remote areas, there's not much you can do," Obama said. "You go for a burger, that's safe. If you start getting fancy you could get into trouble. If you're in a place like Iowa or Wisconsin there's gonna be cheese on just about everything. If you start eating too much junk you'll never survive."

-Dippold

Political Online Reputation

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