New Bush Coins: Petro-dollars

What will happen when Bush declares Martial Law and demands everyone turn in their precious metals? We'll buy stuff with the "Petro-Dollar."

Based on the oil standard, the new coin currency features such luminaries as Barbara Bush, Larry King, Condi Rice, Justice Scalia, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and W himself stamped onto depleted uranium.

The moola is made available in various "gallon" denominations "which makes sense, since that's where most of your income goes anyway."

-Dippold

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